A good cocktail can really bring the profoundness out of anyone, Here a collection of our favorite drinking quotes.

If You Drink, Don’t Drive.
Don’t Even Putt!
– Dean Martin

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up.
Reading, that is.
– Henny Youngman

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.
– James Thurber

Everybody should believe in something
I believe I’ll have another drink.
– Source Unknown

Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
– Steve Allen

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
– Oscar Wilde

Compromises are for relationships, not wine.
– Sir Robert Scott Caywood

Now is the time for drinking, now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.
– Source Unknown

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.
– W. C. Fields

May your glass be ever full, May the roof over your head be always strong, And may you be in heaven Half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
– Irish drinking toast

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
– Lord Byron

I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
– Humphrey Bogart’s last words

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
– George Carlin